ONE THING TO RULE THEM ALL

The happening

2008-07-26T10:30:00.002+05:30

Life is a Fuck!!
Part two-

Funny how when u have nothing to really do in life you end up thinking a lot! too much in fact and that is certainly not helping.
Im feeling too many things and noticing too much in life in addition to watching Jayasudha movies on Tv .I am a sad old hag.

- After Ganty informed me about this extemely interesting item on Star tv (Sushma, u poor thing how can u work for star??), i managed to watch it for almost 10 mins without break. "Kiss ka kissa"- starring Ranbir kapoor and that dame whats- her-name, Deepika, very sadlymorphed pics with ranbir's neck part being forcibly pressed forward into the poor dame's mouth. I'm like dude atleast make it look real.! but sigh!! i ended up watching it anyway!!

- I have been working out! I lost weight in milli ounces. Thats an achievement!
- I have new spectacles. My mom says I like the news readers on NDTV.
- I am trying to look better..(what the heck! most of u dont know me any way!!) Im looking freaking hot!!I got proposed by 4 men in 2 days!! and my vital stats are now 36-28-34. im hot!!
- This is my blog, I can say anything about myself!!
- I bought jewellery that I will almost never wear after the wedding!
- Oh! I am getting married ! To that Ganty only! I wont tag him coz i dont want any one to read his blog and think he writes much better than me!!
- Australo is springing far away into civilized worlds!
- I have no job ! I am a sad old hag who watched Star TV.

I am sure now ur happy u have a better life!

If u are planning to come for wedding, I am demanding Nikon DSLR 500 as wedding gift!
Otherwise fuck off!

Thoo !!

Life is A Fuck!

2008-07-25T19:10:00.002+05:30

Blame me for being born with opinions. Blame me for thinking right. Blame me for trying to make peace and getting fucked in the process. Blame me again for getting frustrated trying to solve problems. Blame me for trying to make people see sense. Blame me for trying to save peoples asses.

Balancing act? A load of bull shit!!

What do I get in return?

Branded as immature, opinionated, inflexible.
Blood pressure, ulcers, anxiety and a fucked up head!

So much for a celebration!

Life is a fucking bitch! and I do not intend to change my opinion this time!!

Fuck all !!!

Profound converations

2008-07-17T23:35:00.007+05:30

Swati : (in Bed with one early morning resolution.) I want to write again, don't what about!
Inner self :(Enthusiastically) Type something!! May be you'll come up with something to say and astonish the world and make it sit up and look at u in new found admiration!
Swati : Scratches head, yawns and looks around the room.
Inner self : Well said ! Your work is done! You have changed the world beyond repair.
Swati: Grunts in satisfaction, turns over in bed and drifts back to sleep.

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			I sat , I thought, I typed and erased and finally I yawned! Love, Pro

It is English wonly- Characters at the university!

2008-02-17T19:30:00.007+05:30

Conversation in my LAB
Between "Ph.D "Scholar and the papam girl doing project work under him.

Ph.D: "Where did u get this laptop from?"
Girl:" My aunt sent it to me as a gift from the Emirates."
Now madness takes over the guy!
Ph.D : "why?"
Girl (in a none of ur business tone): "For my birthday!"
Ph.D: "She has so much love for her "cousin daughter"!"
Girl (scandalized), Me ( almost dropped tube of phenol trying to loffing!) and Both of us trying to change expression to confusion .. "What is that?"
Ph.D(foot deeper into wide mouth): "Oh, you are her daughter in law?"
Girl(exasperated):I am her niece!

Scene ends with Me running out of the lab to take deep breaths of fresh air! and mostly to avoid spilling hazardous chemicals on his head!

One day this gentleman, a distinguished looking professor, sits in the bus in a seat in front of mine.
Has a dude-ish looking cap that said-
NEON COCK, embossed in bronze.

Snigger!

P.S. No problem in the dark , eh??
Pro

I surrender!

2007-08-12T14:01:00.000+05:30

Trust me! Trying to post after an year of hiatus, blogging can be quite trying. Thankfully, I will be back in 3 months time, where sane people live( that is comparitive), internet and home,crosswords,hot food, mom and longer beds with no iron posts to hit my legs every night and mainly no gujjus to look at every morning, U bet I am waiting to get back home.There have been these things of important nature that I have learnt staying away from home-

- Aroma therapy really works!Never throw away your almost empty body wash or shampoo bottles, the last few drops can save u if ur olfactory senses are highly developed. Especially if your room mate who has just used the toilet
and is disturbingly careless about flushing and hygiene.
- Listening is not always a virtue! Not when your landlady is a talking and swearing machine which does not need to draw breath and does not believe in punctuations when it comes to abusing her husband for not giving her money.
- People actually go to mental hospitals, real live ones and contrary to my beliefs, that I would meet one such person, my land lady has been there. Scored a Hattrick!.
- Most people talk nonsense! Most of the time and especially between classes. They are repetitive and it is okay if u do not listen and just nodding will do just fine.
- Power, even in the most stupidest of forms is acknowledged, more so when you are the new rep of a bunch of pea brains. More so when u do not take running notes in a class u can notice that favours always come your way.
- When managing in limited funds every month is a problem, there is an involuntary antenna that your brain develops which always tries to radio in on the word "free" anywhere you go.
- Rain gods hate me. It rains when I start any journey, be it to the grocery store and immediately stops when I reach a shelter. I can give up hope to be fully dry any day in the monsoon.
- I think I am cursed!Gujjus always haunt me without fail no matter where I go -Hyd, Mumbai or even for that matter Kerala!

Life's lessons sure are tough!

A tad bit wiser,
Pro

HAPPY DIWALI!!!

2006-10-21T20:50:00.000+05:30

Hey guys! happy diwali to you..!!!
Im too lazy to post today ..enjoying hols to much to write a blogpost !!!
Have FUN!!

LOVE,
PRO

P.S.
DIWALI PICTURES UPLoaded HERE!!!

Trivia from the other side of your world

2006-08-29T11:18:00.000+05:30

Life has by and large been pretty interesting off late.

Apart from procuring the extensive knowledge on the sexual habits of the canine creatures who seem to be determined on etching their ecstatic moments in my minds frame and insist on repeat performances this season, things have been pretty upbeat and have been keeping me on my toes. Let us recount some special mentions-

-Chasing out rats from the basement room where i live.

-Squasing the poor arthropods called Periplanata americana in multiples each day.

-Packing bags and moving out to higher grounds in the rainy nights as the aesthetically unappealing water fills the room, thanks to the employment of the most updated drainage system of the Indus valley civilization adopted by the Gujarat government.

-Most surprisingly, they have engineers of the same civilizations who advise us with their best methods of blocking the drainage - "Block the pipe entrance with cloth!!!!" Would u have ever thought of that?eh?!

-SP university which saves Rupees 30lakhs /annum by not employing lab attenders for the Dept of Biosciences as they want their students to "learn the ropes of Microbiology" washing lab floors and glassware and in the process spending 12 hrs in the laboratories pretending to be busy and engrossed in the research of the future.

-A senior's comment in the yearbook about the course-"It has been a learning experience for me and my fellowmates." Oh yes! I'm sure about that!

-Fellow Batchmates who follow the rule- "Man is a social animal" , by dining, working, peeing and occupying the front seats in herds of 8 or more from where no animal ever strays from the path and is found sitting alone.

-Their comments regarding my reading abilities -
What are u reading so intently!
Oh!! u have so much patience yaar!
Is this a love story?( regarding the biography of Richard .P.Feynman)
What is the story??tell me the story once the book is finished!

(Y god y ?? y me all the time??)

-Computer course involving the topics-CPU,Input and Out put devices ,a lecture in the seminar hall regarding the same with the industrious students copying notes on cpu is called central processing unit ....

-Comp Labs teaching their Msc students THE TYPING TUTOR and the MS PAINT- thankyou very much!!The students are progressing pretty well in the course is what i have been noticing these days!

-Dinner and Lunch involves the repetitive reminders of the types of dals grown in the districts of Gujarat with the indications of abundant availiablity of Potatoes and their economic feasibilty and reach to the remotest of cooks in the messes of Anand-Vidhyanagar.

-The Roads are a constant inspiration to the school going kids to pursue space research and provide necessary pre-training for the same.

-The Gujju's jeans is a religion in itself followed devoutly by donning ones made of outrocious fading and embriodery designs followed by the flashy,shining tops made of some kind of material, that would make you wonder if this is the land where the Mahatma started the Khadi movement.

-The only consolation to this place remains the wada-pav wala who could give the mumbai ones a run for their money and Dr.Kurien Verghese who has been totally milked out of the IRMA and the NDDB.(google if u dunt know what they mean!)

Other than these life's great and thanks to Ganty and a bunch of others who make this place worth living.

Love,
Pro

Life is like that!

2006-07-05T22:41:00.000+05:30

how? I dunno! Lathat only it is like! what to do i says! such drastically things are happenings - Graduationings i didded off, then im now gettings wone seat in post graduations also! all wonders happened.
From now onwards , wonly nice ,cold, crappy mess food haves to eatings!
washing vone cloths!
cleaning vone utensils!
having no computers , wonly avry weekends ,rushings to MICA using off wi-fi systems for free and feelins all technology prouds I will!

On other hands i say-
less telefone bills for my lad to pay!
more telefone bills for my dad to pay!
More frequent meetings with my lad!
less travel bills for his dad!

sooper poems i made ! hah! such intellignet i becomings after admissions!

Thankings and i promising never to be posting again in such crajjyy mood swing time!

By the way!!! im posting in my photos blog !! people are requested to go and comment there writing i took little break! clicking im doing!!

Lots of luv,
Pro

Notice**

2006-06-09T18:04:00.000+05:30

Freedom

2006-05-19T15:05:00.000+05:30

This time is what I was waiting for since 3years, the glorious freedom from the shackles of one of the most disgusting convent degree colleges ever. And here you go, it is here..
Glorious- u ask how? Here let me tell you-

-no more waking up at 7:50 am, bleary eyed, weary heart and deary prospect of entering the lane that leads to the madhouse.

-no more trying to search for respectable clothes as in either washed(ironed to too much to expect!), not washed but atleast only twice worn the same week.

-no more expense of deoderant to cover up the above.

-no more trying to convince mom that I did have a bath by going into the bathroom turning on the shower for 2 mins for the sound effects.

-no more fighting through the sea of school-autowallas with kids hanging out of the auto instead of their waterbottles.

-no more early morning scenes of nose picking, crotch-scratching and toothpaste spitting by people in chintal-basti.

-no more bone-shaking rides and smelly fishes through the chintal-basti road.

-no more half-lost people reminising about their last nite wet dreams in the middle of the road so much so that they dun even hear u honking at their asses 2 cms away and their half startled looks on loud breaking when I suddenly change my mind to hit the head on with my activa
!
-no more swearing continuously at the early morning-teasers on pulsars and in their dhinchak embriodered jeans and maroon dyes ,long and slick oily hair.

-no more sea of female humanity in the st ann's road with their delicate purses of palm size and 9"x12" books in their hands.. walking on their 4 " pencil heels threatening to crack.

-no more loser guys on their bikes trying to do in the equally loser type females with their missionimpossible stunts.. and me wishing one of their wheels come off in that instant.

- no more rude watchmen and 2 rupee sidey staff of the college trying to show off their impoortance by locking the main doors.

-no more early morning prayers of a crappy sort by an equally disgusting singing group with crazy accents -a mix of charminar hindi and britney spears -Oops I did it again style!

-no more standing at the door of the class room and giving attendence coz the new teaching incharge, excited with the game of "teacher teacher" which she is savouring for thefirst time in reality.

-no more Reshma's screechy drone and Sneha's killer looks in the micro class everymorning and wait of anticipation as to who wud be her new target for obscenities.

-no more acting intelligentand smart when u know nuthing of what is taught in the class and still getting away with the crappy made-up questions and equally crappy doubts.

-no more allergy inducing female smells laced with cheap perfumes !

-no more Girls, no more breathing the air thick with eeky sort of feminity, no more shrill-high pitched dumb blond voices, no more jingles of anklets at each metre..

Yes .. Gloriously!! no more St ann's!!

Love ,
Pro

2006-05-10T22:27:00.000+05:30

NO I just cant write.. I need a break...! in the mean time ill keep filling with the fotographs
yeh I can see Iyer jumping with joy:P! and certain other ppl i cant see.. otherwise .. will be updating my other blogs anyway keep chcking those... lets see how long this block lasts!

Love,
Pro

Graduation and other aimless pursuits

2006-04-20T22:05:00.000+05:30

Yes .... im done with graduation!(mostly!whatz wrong with profound optimsm till the results come out?) . so I come up with this extremely interesting proposition which did not at all thrill AI and dragged her along to the Golconda fort .. Thatz what Hyd is famous for... climbed it to realize how out of shape i am (here round doesnt count!) ..watched the lighrt and sound show, provided food for some mosquitoes, entertainment to these 2 rupee chillar guys for 5 mins being the centre of attraction (AI attracts Jerks ...And she unfailingly did it this time too!)
I had one of the most depressing evenings for which again AI is to blame.. my batteries went out of charge and she obviously didnt care to charge them..Almost cried out of despair at My helplessness at not being able to click the fotos in the light and sound show .. amazing lights!
any way here are some of the fotos I had managed to click with whatever batteries i had..

Click here to view the fotos

Now off for a vacation.. will blog after on the 1st of May ...Till then..
Ciao!

Love,
Pro

Hullo?

2006-04-04T15:59:00.000+05:30

Technology is catching up with the kids real fast these days I noticed today when my 2 and a half year old niece can dial me and of course carry on "adult level conversation" with me and sign off like shez done it ( ahem !)all her life and i was left wondering at the other side of the line .. when i was of her age .. i dint even know what a telephone was..

You may think i was unusually dumb or something but I dint even know things called Barbie dolls and Hot wheels existed either and then my sister at the age of 6 had about a collection of 6 arbies of different sizes and shapes... not that I'm jealous or anything .. i never really cared for dolls anyway...Then 9th std was the first time i had come across a computer in touch and move range and the first thing i remember doing with a comp was to play a game called bat and ball similar to the snazzy games of these days where u had to not let the ball fall and some of the powers came down from hitting the ball on to bricks involved elongation of the bat.. i really cant recall the name, but then i was really proud of being able to handle that one well the first time.. (My earlest memmories of the comp lab remain to be the unsucessful attempts not to breathe in the smelly socks of the guys .. i guess thatz y they had a separate entrance into the lab!!:D) and here is my sister who was knew how to operate a comp at the age of 7 or so.. talk abt luxuries..

I was on about this neice of mine .. really cute and shez gotten into this habit of having arbitary conversations with me over the phone these days . and it doesnt really help that my uncle (who is her grand father) is an ex-bsnl employee. yeh! they still have a free telephone connection i guess:D!

Here is the convo she had with me today!

Me: Hullo?
Her: heylo??(high pitched baby voice!)
Me: whoz this?
Her: itz me!!
Me: (amused)Me who?
Her:( apparently confused by the word play..come on!!"me who" is hard to comprehend!!) me who? ...Silence ...(brain comprehending.......) ..who are u?( cleverly by passing the diffcult question! kids in my family are smart u know!*hint hint*)
Me: (trying to pull her back into the convo with subtle hints!!;)) Is this priya bhavana?
Her: (happy to hear something she knows well!) im pb! who are u ??(now thowing me into the confusion )
ME: im swathi atta!
Her: swathi atta !! what are u doing??
ME: just came back from school!
HEr: y did u come back from school?
ME: it got over!
Her: Y did it get over??
Me: (umm good question!) coz i was hungry!
Her:(she apparently doesnt care abt my hunger pangs!) where is sindhu atta?
Me: in school
Her: then why are u at home???( in a tone thatz accusing me of running away with the family jewels or some thing!)
Me: mine ot over so i came home to eat food!
Her: ( convinced!) my akka just came home too from school!( apparently now that her sis is backk its okay for everyoneto be home:D)
ME: y dint u go to school??
Her: I dun go to school!
Me: y not??
Her: (dodging the question..) where is sambu thatayya and uma bamma?(my dad and mom.. sadly yes grand parents fer her!)
Me:in office!
Her:( ponders over the whole situation carefully for a few seconds and the bell in her head rings!) r u alone at home???
Me:(sigh!) yeh baby..!
Her: okay!
Me: did u have lunch?
Her: Yes!
Me: what did u have?
Her: pappu and perugu annam!( dal and curd rice)
Me: no curry?
Her: no!
Me: y?
Her:( in a 'none of your business' tone) i told u no!
and bangs down the fone on my face ... apparently I ruffled up some unwanted memories in her head , her having sucessfully avoided eating one whole course of meal!
who cares abt pleasantries these days anyway !

But the I was glad she called... helped calm my angry nerves combined with the effect of the heat ouside and the shitty sericulture exam paper that i had to write for 3 hrs!
( and yes!! i had to do a paper on Sericulture as an additional in zoology this year! Do not look at me like that i never volunteered to do it! and yeh i know im a loser.. thank u for that symbolic representation!)

love,
Pro

NEW BLOG

2006-03-31T18:12:00.000+05:30

yes! now ur fav blogger had come up with a photo blog in collaboration with GANTY..
chck it out!! and keep visiting for more updates!!

Love,
Pro

2006-03-24T17:51:00.000+05:30

What color are you? (Amazingly detailed & accurate--with pics!)

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It struck me today.....

2006-03-22T13:42:00.000+05:30

while writing this major chemistry exam (no! dont ask that question.. i'd rather not discuss the exam part of the story)
these 2 pigeons were cooing off happily in the window beside my seat oblivious of the fact that new kinds of chemichl reactions were being invented in my paper which i was trying 2 pass off as authentic..
my head suddenly stopped the production of pthalic acid and started humming the tune of this long lost song ... was wondering how many people still remeber it.. it goes like this..

"Gutar gutak , gutar gutak!,
Chad gaya oopar rey... atariya pe lotan kabootar rey!!
Gutar gutak, gutar gutak!"

I really dun recall the composer nor the movie .. all i remember is that the song involved one busty female in the loft with lotsa hay in the middle of lots a eeky white pigeons....singing and doing some gyrating movements involving lotsa butt shaking and pelvic movements rivalling even Govinda (thatz something!)
I cant seem to get the song out of my head .... sigh!!

Love,
Pro

Infidelity?

2006-03-16T09:28:00.000+05:30

Why am i so wierd???

2006-03-16T09:27:00.000+05:30

Was tagged by Gokul looooonggg back..... i took my time to come up with this any way .. so here goes

I think I'm wierd because-

-I take my own sweet time to shop and start with an array of clothes to wear, immediately discarding the first set of clothes that I try on.. try on about 8 sets in different combinations , decide on the best one finish up with everything, go to the sales counter and then return back to throw this one and buy the first set that I had immediately discarded.

-I always brush with a new toothbrush and paste as soon as I buy them, regardless of what time of day it is or how many times i have already brushed.

-When I find an article /story in the newspaper that might be interesting to read , I read all the other crap around the article and then come to that particular one in the end, to keep the suspense ticking (recalled when i read sameera's post)

-I always save my old tooth brushes to clean my basin in the bathroom and combs because I think they help to clean them amazingly well.

-I wear my oldest and most haggard looking clothes to an exam because I believe that they make me come up with the best answers in the whole thought process.

-I always buy different brands of soaps everytime I visit the supermarket giving equal importance to all!

-I clean my keyboard with paint brushes.

-My mind becomes immediately blank when anyone looks over the shoulder when I am trying to come up with a post.

-I have had the most wierdest of conversations with the watchmen of parking spaces of shopping malls.

-Coz I'm trying to come up with more wierd things even when I know it can damage the USP of my blog.

Yes! Tagging is necessary, it helps to keep your blog alive .
I do not tag-
Iyer- He absoultely hates them and will immediately direct me to his post against blogging!
Manas- coz he doesnt seem to be blogging these days.
Shubham- coz he will do off an arbit strip on tagging
Sameera- shez just done this tag and very well indeed!!!

I tag-
Ganty- He will come up with the most wierdest of stuff about himself for sure!
Sreicanth- He needs a break from serious posting.
Australo- Coz he can find PJs in anything.
Ashwin- He badly needs to psot something!

Love,
Pro

HAppy budday to Amina!

2006-03-13T00:08:00.000+05:30

Dun really have much time to blog these days.! yeh i know itz not like my posting is ramgopal vermas next biggest release.. anyway
itz amina's budday today and i am hoping she takes this post as budday gift and yeh im really she'll call me home . ( i know she has 2 lts of icecream in her fridge! you are my beshhhhhhttt frnd.. can i have it now??!)

Love
pro

My tribute to Bryan Adams

2006-02-17T11:58:00.000+05:30

Those of you who have made an effort to read my profile in the past , must have got a hint that I am a die-hard fan of Adams. This particular fan had suddenly drifted away from her fav crooner since the last six months or so. Those who knew me personally would have been amazed by the fact thatI havent listened to him for that long.
But then this morning whenI was cruising through my music folder, I had a sudden resurgence of emotions when i saw him sitting in that folder demurely, inconspicious yet beckoning me to him.
After half an hour of resplendent ecstacy of his husky, lilting melodies I realized it's a high time I made a post about him.

Somehow Adams has always been there through all the turbulations, the highs-the lows, for the past 6-7 years of my life.
He brought me my first best friend in college to me in the most frustrating situation times of that year. My 2nd friend followed . a common thread binding us.
Then followed this person whom I absolutely love ... the first post I'd read of his was titled " The summer of 69".
Now that I'm done with the reminisings....Lets start off with Adams... I guess the rest of his fans would probably the same things anyway..

The most awesome lyrics , each one of his songs contain those precious few lines which are significantly priceless, atleast to me. I am always amazed by the way he can put some undescribable emotions into those perfect words, more so because me as a person cant remotely write anything close to be called poetic -I guess Iyer knows better with me challenging him once and ultimately ending up making him eat bird curry.
Or better still this will give u a better insight into my poetic abilities if ur new around here which is, ofcourse, expecting for too much .
Anyway comming back to Adams, there is this thing in his voice apart from the melting huskiness, an intense soothing that calms you down , ready to make you face the world again, perks you up when you are down.
Anger, despair, love, passion, desperation, contentment, peace, faith, hope..... everything that life gives you , he has sung it for you and makes you believe the song had been made for you alone.
Then comes his awesome guitar work, just show me another person who can do the "Summer of 69"with the same energy as he can!
His recent album, "Room Service" delivered some of the best songs of his career- Open road,Flying.
These are some of the lines of his songs which touch me everytime I listen to them-

" sometimes words are hard to find
i'm looking for that perfect line
to let you know you're always on my mind
yeah, this is love - n' i've learned enough to know
i'm never lettin' go.....
i may not always know what's right
but i know i want you here tonight
gonna make this moment last for all your life
oh ya this is love - n' it really means so much
i can tell from every touch"-Best of Me

"To really love a woman
Let her hold you - til ya know how she needs to be touched
You've gotta breathe her - really taste her
Til you can feel her in your blood
N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
Ya know ya really love a woman"- Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?

" If ya wanna stay young - get both feet in it - 18 til I die
A 'lil bit of this - a 'lil bit of that
'Lil bit of everything - get ya right on track
It's not how ya look, it's what ya feel inside"- 18 till I die

" Don't lay our love to rest - Cuz we can stand up to the test
We got everything - and more - than we had planned
More than the rivers that run the land
We've got it all in our hands,
When there's someone that should know -
Then just let your feelin's show
And make it all for one - and all for love"- All for Love

" well it's along way up and we won't come down tonight
well it may be wrong but baby it sure feels right
so baby tonight let's leave the world behind
and spend some time up on cloud number nine"- Cloud no. 9

" Look into my eyes - you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart - search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true"- Everything I do - I do it for you

" i hope to see you smile - but i'm always wrong
it's a different melody but the same old song..
i think i hear your voice - but it's just a dream
it's a brand new movie but the same old scene"- RoomService

" i never thought i'd find someone to move me
someone who could see right thru me
you found your way into my head
where even angels fear to tread"- Where Angels fear to tread

" all i want is a real fast car
wanna go too fast - i wanna go too far
i wanna take a bite of this sweet sweet life
while the gettin's good and the time right
i wanna fill my cup - i wanna drink it up"- I dun wanna live forever

and this one .. cant help the whole song is amazing..
" the biggest lie you ever told - your deepest fear 'bout growin' old
the longest night you ever spent - the angriest letter you ever sent
the boy you swore you'd never leave - the one you kissed on new year's eve
the sweetest dream you had last night - your darkest hour, your hardest fight

i wanna know you - like i know myself
i'm waitin' for you - there ain't no one else
talk to me baby - scream and shout
i want to know you - inside out
i wanna dig down deep - i wanna lose some sleep
i wanna scream and shout - i wanna know you inside out
i wanna take my time - i wanna know your mind
ya know there ain't no doubt - i wanna know you inside

the saddest song you ever heard - the most you said with just one word
the lonliest prayer you ever prayed - truest vow you ever made
what makes you laugh, what makes you cry
what makes you mad, what gets you by
your highest high, your lowest low - these are the things i want to know

i wanna know you - like i know myself
i'm waitin' for you - there ain't no one else
talk to me baby - scream and shout
i want to know you - inside out

i wanna know your soul - i wanna lose control
c'mon n'let it out - i wanna know you inside out
ya gotta dig down deep - i wanna lose some sleep
i wanna scream and shout - i wanna know you inside out
tell me everything..." - Inside out

I have a memory accompanying every song Ive heard him singing....An endless list...

Love,
Pro

budday blues

2006-02-12T13:24:00.000+05:30

HAppy budday to
-ThomasAlva Edison
-Jennifer Aniston
-Lord OF all Things

HAd the best budday ever:D
Pampered, Loved, Fed
After all "coming of age" is special.

Budday balloon,CCD, Sizzler brownie sundae, Exam In the morning, Southi indian thali, and life after...
Pizza hut and garlic bread.

Thank u very much!

Figuring me out....

2006-01-29T21:53:00.000+05:30

The puzzle , The brainwave, The action

and finalllyy....

Yeah !! u got me baby!!

.MY Calvin SENIOR!

Love ,
Pro.

p.s. incase u are wondering whatz the point of the post ...DUH!!! appretiate my talent(or the lack of it!)

That winter....

2006-01-19T19:17:00.000+05:30

As she accelerated her bike, Anita felt the cold air hit her with a greater force, billowing her driving jacket and sending chills through the thick wool. The temperature had dropped precariously the last night to probably the lowest that season with the weather reports claming it to be the lowest in decade.

That morning when she was lying in her warm bed, she had and unsettling feeling of uneasiness growing inside her for no reason that she could attribute it to which had not allowed her to enjoy the warmth that she normally savoured in early winter mornings.

As she drove to college, the usual hustle-bustle and the crowd was almost absent and the streets looked deserted , with people probably trying to stay indoors on this cold morning . She turned into the street leading to her college, she automatically started cursing the road with its potholes and the drainage water that was flowing out from the broken pipelines. Struggling to manevour her vehicle through this stretch of the road, her eyes suddenly fell on a sprawled figure, almost strewn on to one side of the road about half way across the street. With a hesitant feeling, she slowed her speed down to take in the details of the unmoving figure.

With slow realization that dawned upon her, she realized that she was looking down at the lifeless, stone cold body of a dirty graying –black haired and wizened old woman who seemed to have died of the cold sometime in the night. Every wrinkle on her cold conorted face seemed to be telling a story. She was one of those homeless and ragged people on the road without even the bare minimum to cover themselves against the cold.

Nothing about the unmoving body gave a hint that there was any sign left of life in it.

The feet were frozen like a log with dirty soles and severely cracked heels covered with the dust from being barefooted on the road and arms had cracks with clotted blood streaks probably from the skin cracked in the cold. A flimsy sari made of a thin fabric covered her starvation riddled torso and ended above the heels. The wizened face with the tighly prused up lips as if frozen mid way in the shiver against the chill and eyes showing lines of whites gave Anita a depressing ,almost frightening feeling of looking at a wayward dead body.

She quickly averted her eyes from the wrenching state of the figure, Anita zoomed away knowing there was nothing anyone could do.

The last image that she saw from the corner of her eyes was the fluttering of the hem of the sari in the wind around her ankles with a breeze from the acceleration of her bike.

Lakshmiamma wasn’t always this poor and starved. Shehad also seen the days of warmth and luxury of being inside a 4 walled brick house. She had a single room with a wooden door, awkwardly fitted into the red bricks with rusty metal hinges which creaked whenever opened. The roof was made out of aluminium sheets,a lxury that most other houses in her slum didnt have.In the monsoon, the rain made loud noises when they fell on the metal sheets and she was always glad to being inside this dry room of hers. She never failed to thank god for providing this modest , but safe accommodation.

She was much better off than the next door neighbours of her who were loud and quarreled over food, space and everything possible.They dint even have a proper thatched roof and were twelve in number.

Her husband had died about 20 years ago after a bout of fever and blood-ridded coughand the doctor in the big hospital at the end of the government street had said that there was no more hope.

She had no children to fend for which was blessing in disguise as the monsy that she used to save form her husbands earning in a plastic jar behind the photograph of lord Krishna in her room now started geting used up for weekly visits to the doctors and the medicines.

She had never worked worked before in her life when her husband was alive. They were well off enough to have two meals of dal and rice with occasional Sunday vegetables. All this changedthe night when he died in the dorm room of the hospital

Since then she started to work in the nearby big apartments and earned her monsy by sweeping the stairs every morning. And washing utensils at the home of a newly married couple who later moved away leaving her with lesser money .

Her troublesbegan the day when the road contactors came into the slum and started demolishing the structures there. No one could say anything as they had papers with signatures on it saying that some rich businessman had bought the land and was going to build some hotel there.

Now she was home less since a month and had to live on the pavement across the street of the big building. Her income had all gone with a month on the streetsa dn buying berad from the tea stall . The sweeping job was gone with the people wanting a younger person for the job . her limbs had not allowed her to work for longer hours as age caught up with her.

She had to start foraging for food from the bins near the hotels. All this lead to her body yeilding to the cold, starvation and grew weaker day by day. She had now only one torn blanket to cover herself with on thestreet at the nights.

This particular night was extremely cold, with the chilling wind blowing, something that her blanket could not guard herself against. All night as the cold wind racked her old and tired body which desperately tried to fight and shivered in response.

Some how now it was staring to give up the fight. At the crack of the dawn, she tried to get up and walk in the hope of warming herself in the rising sunrays, she somehow knew she could keep up no more. She felt her legs collapse under her onto the wet and dirtyroad beside the following water from the drain and fell on to the ground strewn with pebbles. She coul not move even as she tried her last movement toward hope.

Her limbs had turned stone cold. Her eyes would not open and a few mins later she could not move.

She lay there awaiting some respite from the pain and the cold that racked her body in spasms either in the form of warmth or death. She was ready to welcome any of them now.

She felt herself growing numb and the sounds around her started to quieten, thelast sound she heard was the throb of an engine rushing past heras she felt life ebb away with the flutter of the hem of her sari with the breeze from the vehicle at her nkles. And then at least felt the cold and pain leave her that tormented her all night.

Love
Pro

Realization of a genius mind

2006-01-18T22:09:00.000+05:30

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Love ,
Pro

2006-01-17T18:31:00.000+05:30

One big day,
Really tired.

One big telephone bill,
Dadz sad.

One big Exam series,
long stretch of depression.

One bike,
needs repair.

One uncertain future,
want answers.

One exhausted mind,
glad to have the alter ego.

Love ,
Pro

Who moved my cheese?

2006-01-12T16:05:00.000+05:30

Finally back again to blogosphere..Had an awesome vacation of sorts...
People:so how was your vacation?
Me:(with the expressionof ecstacy on face): awesome!!
People: Ohh! where did u go?
Me: (Paradise and back!)Chennai and Bangalore.
People: Chennai.. so how was that one?(expecting a less than happy expression on my face)
Me: (beaming silly!)never liked any place better!
People:(slightly unnerved) huh? u liked chennai? That the last place people would call good!
Me:(with an air of superiority) they havent done the right things then!
People:and bangalore?
Me: good too! Dudes and dudettes! awesome!
People:( think shez gone nuts...wherz her hypercrictical self?) okay um bye!
Me:(cheerfull and all happy) byee!

So ID happened Yesterday.. happy Id-ul-zuha to me !!
I wont tell why i consider all festivals and all religions awesoeme.. better when u have friends who celebrate at least each of those.
Thanks to A's mom we got
Cheese, Cream, Cakes..and ultimate satisfaction..

S's cake yum!!
The kubani with icecream-aaaahhh!!!
The macaroni and cheese- tell me urself!
Pav Bhaaji- unbeatable
Chole-muaahh!!
BEst part of all that ... Shameless that i am ..i get the whole lot home fer dinner.. take aways from A's place!

Whatever..
I'm glad ur my friend DEAR A.
And to G fer mailing me the pics.

Love
Pro.

I'll be there for u!

2005-12-24T18:44:00.000+05:30

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even
your year, but

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too

You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far, things are going great
Your mama warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees, and

No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Since you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the best with
Someone who always laughs at
Even when I'm at my worst, I'm best with you

I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too!!

-The Rembrants
(Friends)

We all want one of those types.. dont we?

Love ,
Pro

2005-12-16T20:34:00.000+05:30

That was one moment when i saw him, Standing there he threatened to ensnarle my senses, pulling me into the depths of ecstacy with him.

I did nothing but stood still , my limbs as if has forgotten how to move. I couldneither take one step forward nor backward. I stood there as if hit by some divine intervention.

He did nothing but to stare into my eyes, his stare powered a stirring in my loins , so strong that i never thought could have this desire.

He devoured me as my eyes him.

The feeling was intense, never ending and in a moment of a wave of cresendo I realized I had to have him no matter what.

I walked up slowly to him,
calculated yet with this driving urge.

And I finally had him , his tanned honey skin under my hands..
and him melting in my mouth the next moment,

My bar of Temptations, my chocolate.

2005-12-15T22:04:00.000+05:30

I got my new fone number... and people have already started giving me blank calls..!

Fame ..!I tell u becomes a handcap after a lil while... Sigh!!
What to do..!

Fans, admirers, everywhere!

The Pro
(mindless right now!)

2005-12-09T22:37:00.000+05:30

Is this an unending dream?
I dun want to wake.
Is this a ride to heaven?
I dun want to stop.

I'm just not for abrupt endings or disturbed journeys...not this time.
For just this once...can I have this never- ending bliss?

Love,
Pro.

WTF!!

2005-12-04T19:41:00.000+05:30

So what happens in life is ...luck sucks ..
-when i sleep fer one hour in the afternoon once in a blue moon after bunking coaching ( always tell myself dun chat so much into nite.. i dun listen .. what 2 do..!)
what happens.. my maid comes off fast fast.... im all pissed ...full... so much i want to kick her ass!!!
ONE day i sleep she comes off ! everyday tell her also.. she wont come early ! 2 day she sprouted off angel wings and came off early .. i tell u ... CBI is watching me .. they have stuff against me... they only sent her i know!!!
other wise y when all the days im awake i keep waiting she will comeand go ill sleep bolkey i think she never comes..!!!! BLoody CBI!!
- then she goes of then I just drop off into nice sleepy meadows of dreams boley to...
LOUD LOUD - phone rings!!
NOw I swear all bad stuff never a gal has said so much Gaalis in 5 secs time!

Me: (barking into fone)HELLO??
Him: Haluu??
Me: ya??
Him: ganga filters aa??
Me: nahi!! aquaguard !!
Him: huh? they said this is ganga filters no!!
Me: obviously they wanted u to have cleaner water !
Him: huh? umm u have ganga filters no aa??
Me: do u want me to check in telefone directory and tell u?? i also have gajagamini silks no ! and of sabeena washing powder? u want??
Him: no no..ganga fil..
Me: i told u no.. it is waste !! take aquaguard!!
Him: soory rong number!
Me: waittt...
(banged off fone on my face!!)

Again i go sleep-
Door bell again

(this is too much now i am really mad!!)
open the door with full force...Without specs i am .. cant see half the things..
screwing up mah eyes i am like" haan?? wat?"
some Salesman .... sellling encyclopaeida brittanica)
"no i dun want who let u come up ???"
"maam im sellin..."
"i know i can see that!!"
"i dun want!!!"
"but maam it is good fer the family and u can gift to kids ..."
"WTF!! i dunwant boley to?? u giving me advice aa??"
banged door on face!!!

Now went to sleep again .Maaakiiiii..it never came back....
fucked up luck i tell u !!!

Tagged

2005-12-03T22:18:00.000+05:30

okay.. so tagged by mythalez!
Seven Things I want to do in my life:-
1. Go around and cherish the planet.
2. Find out the exact purpose i was born.
3. Own a beach house.
4. Lay super Roads which will regenerate themselves.
5. Find a cure for AIDS.
6. Make for myself the most amazing bathroom ever built by mankind.
7. Earn lotsa money to do all the above.
8. Own my own chocklit shoppe.

Seven Things I can do:
1. Make up amazing stories to save myself from difficult situations.
2. Study at the last minute and get away with it.
3. Being sarcastic.
4. Write crap all the time
5. Bankrupt my dad.
6. Chat with people forever.
7. Irritate people all the time.

Seven Things I say the most:
1. Fucking hell!
2. Kameeney!
3. Bah! paca mat yaar!
4. Yeh rite!!
5. Wierdo!
6. I want more money!
7. I want to sleep.

Seven Things I can't do:
1. Cry.
2. Stop myself from answering people.
3. Stop wise cracking in Classes.
4. Eat Meat.
5. Do anything unless I feel for it strongly.
6. Tolerate make- up & Jewellery on myself.
7. Swim.

Seven Things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. Sensibility
2. Intelligence
3. Height around 6".
4. Good hands.
5. Impusiveness
6. Adaptability
7. *heh heh*!!

Seven Celebrities:
1. Swami Vivekananda(celebrity? bah who cares!)
2. Bill Clinton
3. Jhonny Depp
4. Hugh Jackman
5. Viggo Mortenson as Aragorn (hot!!!!!!!)
6. Bryan Adams
7.Rahul Dravid

Seven People I Tag:

1. Ganty
2. Austra
3. Iyer(u done this bfore?)
4. Poo
5. Ravi Shanker
6. Ashwin
7. Sen

Reality Bites?

2005-12-01T22:11:00.000+05:30

World AIDS Day .. and how ironic .. it has a meaning for only a handful of people.. and to call it World AIDS day!
We had this program in our college which we were coordinating and in the process of which i happened to realize why exactly AIDS is a threat.
The simple picture I saw before my eyes was amazing..Right in the auditorium and the same people who had bought tickets ..
walking out of the auditorium due to " LACK OF ENTERTAINMENT" a term which i will be explaining after a few lines.

We had called this 'An Awareness' program .

The few reasons why AIDS is a threat -

-Unwillingness to Know
-Indifference
-Hesitation
-Lack Of Education
-Ignorance

Unwillingness to Know-

An awareness Program aims upon spreading quality information among the people who are unaware of
a situation enabling them to act accordingly.

What do you do when people do not want to know?

That is in itself a totally frustrating situation for people who want to make a difference.

Attitude is something that has to change.

So back to the scene in college .. we air a documentary showcasting the spread of AIDS among the youth and how we can make a big change

So what wud a documentary on AIDS have? Certain people dancing on top of a train to"chaiyya chaiyya"??

If u can't take the fact of two people making out(in according to me ,the most decent way possible to show making out..)
or the fact that there are homosexuals in the world , or the fact that there are brothels run in the world
or the fact that rape happens.. in real life... and no hero comes in to save the situation..

what do you know about the world?

what have you learnt in the 20 years of ur life that you have lived?

you simply walk out? when people tell u to not do the very thing and critise them for showing offensive stuff in public?

And what do u do after all this?

Go home & Watch Porn behind closed doors?

Walk out on the truth and drive away on your Boyfriends vehicle and make out in a secluded park under a tree?
Height of Hypocrisy!

yes.. one more thing.."lack of entertainment" - they want entertainment,
entertainment in the form of groups of people dancing away to 'Ishq kameena' in glittery costumes

with a piece of cloth saying WOrld AIDS DAy somewhenre hidden behing the stage..
and leave with an entertained afternoon and with ' song ontheir lips".
A change from the routine? An expose to real life ?
NO THANK U!

INDIFFERENCE-

Simply an 'I dun care attitute'!

Yes! you wont ..why would u?! A case of I Dont have it. and I'll never get it.

You will come back to us when u get it and it will be too late.- something they will not understand.

They are graduating.
They have a board in bold black letters at the entrance of the building
Proclaiming,"This College is aware of HIV/AIDS."

ANd they call themseves Educated, these women.

All this in a country with 1 billion+ population.
Too many bird and bees flying in the country??

I dont even think i can write anymore about this ..

I can only tell how difficult it is going to be to fight against AIDS.

I can only hope it wont be too late then.
But some how, to me, AIDS is worth fighting for. Now, more than earlier.

P.S. Flyers that we had used. Courtesy- Poo

Love,
The Prognosticator

2005-11-26T22:24:00.000+05:30

'My friend has been falling everywhere since 2 days..
I told her one day she'll fall asleep.'

(This is one is dedicated to AUSTRALOPITHECUS my inspiration in life fer such quality posts)

whoz laffing??

*strains to hear atleast one laugh at the joke!*

Love ,
The Prognosticator who has lost it ..!

2005-11-18T19:35:00.000+05:30

Bah so much traffic yaar!!!In hyd... at 7 ..to drive is the worst time.. any way...so Iwas at the masab tank flyover.. and an auto in front of me in at the signal .. was like...(words exactly)
"Tera ishq sifr itna ho sanam,
Tere naam se suru,
Tere naam se katam."

Spare his spelling mishtakes, but Now i wanna know what he means by that ...? which meaning was he trying to imply by that??

You know You are the Loser when....

2005-11-12T22:00:00.001+05:30

- When you are on a lonely street on a dark evening and a gang of ruffigans dun even look at you.
- when u try to be friendly with some one and he/she suddenly has to go to the loo.
-when u ask for a software proffesionals' email id and he says he dusnt use the internet.
-when people on your yahoo messenger are always going when you signed in.
-when u write offlines to people and from then on they are never online(permanent stealth settings)
-when ur parents are still looking forward to the "will do better in the next test" dialouge of urs and its been 14 years since u said it.
-when the comments for ur posts are all urs , replying to the spam messages.
-when ur boyfriend wants to break up with you and he says that,"itz not you, itz him."
-when ur post urself on Shaadi.com and your page has the highest no of hits but not even one consideration.
-when a friendly passesnger in the train journey gives you his phone number which turns out to be the mahila mandals number!
-when u get no mails except from the shady sites offering organ enlargements.
-when the people at the make-over centres give up on u.
-the only guy staring at you is of Hrithik Roshan on ur wall.
-when u want to write a post on you blog and the page loads slowly in the hope of detering u to make one.

Love,
The Prognosticator

At the Charminar..

2005-11-09T20:04:00.000+05:30

Stepped foot onto the Old city land today..literally.. never walked there earlier.. itz a wierd muslimy feeling...
stood under the charminar...Y doesnt soem one clean it up..??

A sidey guy selling purses is after one of my friends..."Kareena madam, bhoomika madam.. purse kharidlo...!!"
G:(shocked!!).. no response to the guy..
Guy:tries again.."150/- ekdam mast lagenga kareena madam!
G: (desperately looks around for escape.) sits in the auto.. and fiddles with her cell..
Guy:(again.) thik hai karrena madam aapkey liyey last bargain Rs 40/-..
G:looks at us..(asking fer help!!)..then goes jao jao..nahi chahiyee..
Guy:Kyamadam.. kya model hai cell fone tumhara..?
G:(again shocked.!)tumko kya tum jao..!!
Guy: kya to bhi madam .. mat dikhao.. tumhara chaar sao ka cell hai.. hum to 1200 ka cell wapartey!! tumharey se accha..!
G:(offended..!and to us..) my cell!!!!! motorola.. 400 bucks...???
AS we drive away...Sidey guy.."mai dilata..mast cell ..logaan mere sey hij lete ji..!!

At a shop selling haleem-"LIP TOUCHING, SUPAR MUTTAN HALEEM!"

Old city at 6:30 : wierd !
crossed chadarghat bridge into normal area outta old city... felt like back from pakistan into andhra pradesh..!!

btw went to visit "shiv shankar gow shala" which makes biogas..
one cow almost peed on lecturers sari... I felt soo gud:D!!

Notice

2005-11-05T15:37:00.000+05:30

This is to inform u that .. there is a great danger existing in my path of Blogging and the internet ..
an ongoing war has resulted where my parents have the higher say.. regarding the severing of myinternet connection.. pertainnig to their concerns regarding my education (or the lack of it!)
.. so please pray for my survival in the losing battle ..
and if i dont return anytime after monday...i might have been conqured upon..

With regards and great emotional disturbacnces in life..
The prognosticator..!

Glitter, shimmer ,quicksilver..

2005-11-03T20:36:00.000+05:30

Sitting on my toilet seat last nite, I was realized that this is the very place i got every one of my bright ideas. somehow the toilet seat stimulates my inspirations and my imagination..Dun ask me how it works..
So this thought , so like my others as it emerged , began to take form and shape.. I realized , gazing out of the window at the beautiful black sky , i realized that we tend to show off too much of that us new in our lives .. of course his is not any of those omg type of realizations.. a thought i hadnt really pondered upon earlier it was..

I mean it is the joy in ths smallest of the things , that are new iin our lives that keep us happy..

For instance, let me take my on example . when i bought a new pencil.. somehow the thought of the new pencil made me so enchanted that i actually tried to read a little physical chemistry and underline the 'important' observations in my book..(something i gave up ofcourse after 3 minutes and6 secs of starting).

Lets progress to other and bigger details in life..
There was this friend of mine, who long ago, had bought a new watch .. and was so excited of showing it off that he turned into left hander all day! *extends his left hand with his new watch *" can u pass me a pencil please?"(somehow became politer and all for that day).. or *rubbing his hands together and wondering aloud*, "i have long fingers!".
and the best part of it.. whch ended the whole drama..when he dropped his coffee on his crotch trying to look at the time when someone asked.!!

Somehow the glitter of the new thing shades the old one ,still in itz best condition .
Lets take another example , of my red old scooty..when my mom got her new kinetic . somehow.. the acceleration of the scooty wasnt good enough, itz height wasnt convinient all of a sudden.
Then 2 years later , when i got my activa, mom's kinetic wasnt good enough all of a sudden now.. something that was gud tilll yesterday..

Something that hasnt lost itz shine yet is my comp(*hugs it *) something about it is there that is irreplaceable..(hehe.. may be the fact that i havent got a new lap top.

Some how I have a feeling this applies to a lil exetent even to the friends in our life,.. or may be my life.. for a person who hasnt been in one place for more than 3 years in a row it is difficult to have friends for a long time.. sometimes you just cant help it, sometimes itz not possible.. sometimes itz just time.
i have had friends with who i have been like glue to me kinda pals .. and now.. i dont really have anything common with them .. even thoug i am in contact with them they arent anymore those pals .. i could talk for hours.. now somehow i dont have anything to say to them.. and i have new friends all of a sudden .. who have taken their positions... but i know this is transitory.. they will not last too long either.. so what is this..any way..

P.S . I dun really have point to make ..in here ..just something to type about...

Love ,
Prognosticator

I HATE DENTISTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-10-31T17:58:00.000+05:30

I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!!

NOW THAT MY ANAESTHSIA IS STARTING TO WEAR OFF.. I HATE THEM SO BAD...!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING HOLY PAIN...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME !
I SAW HIM BLEEDING ME... LIKE ALITRE OR SO.. AND PULLING OUT PICES OF TISSUE FROM SOMEWHERE IN MY MOUTH..

oww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

दीपावली की ढेर सारी शुभकामनाऎ

2005-10-30T19:16:00.000+05:30

just thot wud behave a like a true indian.. :D with that heading thingie.. ..i just thought i should make all your lives more meaningful by writing a poem fer u all...(those of u who have the experience of my poems... well Gud fer u all!!)) yanjoy....!!

" Happy Diwali.. so I say,
as the crackers in the packet lay.
Happy Diwali.. so I say,
dusting the cobwebs outta the way,
Happy Diwali.. so I say,
dreaming of the food eat I may,
Happy Diwali.. so I say,
swiping the credit card all day,
Happy Diwali.. so I say,
and what a terrible poem u will say!!!"

(i know they look so gud...!!)

P.S. i dint find the heading thingy in telugu so had to do it in hindi... and one knowz boley tho.. gimme rey bhai..!! will change of fatafat!!

Lotsa luv,
The Prognosticator.

Feel like god!

2005-10-27T22:26:00.000+05:30

As most of us folks are taken away by the Bajaj Avenger Ad..(mast boley to..;)!!!
Dunno whether this is common knowledge or not .. but still this is the link to that ad.. from where u can down load it .. and watch.. minez still downloading.. honestly i never thought i'll be downloading ads.. but this one takes the cake.. so much attitude .. never goes unappreciated i guess..of course i like the ad fer different reasons too like umm... the guy, the bike, the guy, the dtsi thingy, the guy, the 180cc engine, the guy etc..so anyway, HERE is the link to that ad u guys have to navigate a lil inside for this i guess.. go to download goodies and all and get it from there .. and i think firefox has problem opening this partiular site use IE .
Althought even with all this Pulsar will be my all time fav BIKE.. therz nuthin like the feel of the throbbing of the engine, the ppower and all....muuahh!!

P.S if ill be in a humanly condition after TOEFL and the dentist one after the other 2 morro.. will do some quality posting..

Love ,
Prognosticator

2005-10-20T01:06:00.000+05:30

I love myself!!

well..some one has to!!

Love ,
I, me, Myself!

Angels &Demons

2005-10-16T16:35:00.000+05:30

The only book i am adding to my fav list without even finishing it.
only 3 words to describe it.. amazing,intricate,totally captivating.
Thought the "Da vinci code" was great.. like this one even more..
"angels and demons" by Dan Brown..
if some day that guy sells his brains... im buying them!!
getting back 2 it..

love,
The Prognosticator

Fatman and Robbin

2005-10-15T18:53:00.000+05:30

20,female,Idle,fat and availiable...
Any takers??

P.S. sarcasm included in the package....
with occasional free petrol on presentation of bills

booooooooooooooorreddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!

2005-10-09T22:38:00.000+05:30

"thodiii si jo peelii hai .. chorii.. to nahii kii..haiiiiii.........."

no entertainment lonely !!!!! some one come online plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!
will die of boredom.. ab yeh hafta akele mey kisey kaatun???
vontari batuku!!!!!!!!

"raat baakiiii .....baaat baaaaaaaaaakkkiiii....." hafta bhiii baaakiiii"

no ..ladys yand jantelmen!!!!! i did nat drink......!! i naaaver drink!!!!!(atleast not widout company)
all invited free vodka.. now come atleasttttt ppleeeejjjjj!!!!!!!!

Love,
Prognosticator

Plastic Money.com

2005-10-07T22:05:00.000+05:30

When I got this pic in mail earlier this evening,
I just couldnt control myself writing....

I can start off with thanking the ppl who invented the credit card.. soooo convinient....
and especially when I im not paying the bills ofcourse .. otherwise in course of time i know i wont really have the money to afford a credit card anyway...I'll be feeding grass to the cows back in dehat ... so as i was saying life as become so much more easier with credit cards no carrying cash, no fear of getting ur wallet flicked, and it makes it more better that most ppl around the town accept credit cards .. and yeh well excluding the pavement ppl..
Well u see i have gone to extent of carrying no cash at all with that credit card in my wallet...and my dad despairs getting the add on done fer me..
My escapades with the credit card have been many .... latest in the Hyd Central.. i parked off nicely .. roamed about... came back and realized that ive got nothing to pay to the parking fellow..
and what could that guy do anyway...lemme off.. then realized thata gud way of not paying the parking ...in the future too..meaning the guy cant seize my vehicle fer 5bucks or make me do a strip dance to compensate or anything.
Then again today went to Big Bazaar.. tried the trick ...worked again...hehe....u must be thinking "what a cheapo!"and more .. but take my advice and try this ...saves u 5 bucks .. and i think anyway these malls are raking so much moolah.... so no conscience factor at all into the picture....
The credit card business is doing so gud that I keep answering the promotional telefone calls that they do..every alternate day .. sooo irritating ... (Gud Afternoon Madam. we are from blah &blah..we have an exiting new offer for ur credit card .. and for select customers only..blah blah..blah!!)...
Yes of course therz another side to the whole story of credit cards .... scams!! That's like another business doing the rounds ..wont talk abt that ..it will go on and on ..
One thing is for sure.. Credit Cards have certainly tipped the income- expenditure balance so drastically.. the prospect of paying the amount later makes us splurge ,give in to those unwanted wants and we end up buying so much more than we intended to..
There was this woman I saw at the billing counter at one such mall.. I was properly shocked....her purse was open fer a considerable amount of time fer me to count the no of cards.. and u wont believe this.. 22 credit cards!!!!!!!! whatever was she thinking..??!! and she has ones from banks i never knew existed including half of the phoren ones..
Even with all the woes of CC's... I just hope coffee houses would accept them ..i had realized cafe coffee day and baristas dun accept them..and on the other hand im glad they dunt .. coz i dun want my dad to turn bankrupt or worse kick me outta the house..

As Shania Twain says,

"We live in a greedy little world --
that teaches every little boy and girl
To earn as much as they can possibly --
then turn around and
Spend it foolishly
We've created us a credit card mess
We spend the money that we don't possess
Our religion is to go and blow it all
So it's shoppin' every Sunday at the mall
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store

Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing -- Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
When you're broke go and get a loan
Take out another mortgage on your home
Consolidate so you can afford
To go and spend some more when
you get bored
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store

Let's swing
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh, yeah, ha
Come on I know you've got it
Dig deeper in your wallet
Oh
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Ka-ching!"

Love,
Prognosticator

2005-10-07T00:26:00.000+05:30

"What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?"

u are supposed to anwer.. and the best answer gets a surprise grand prize..!!!!yaayy!!

so what are u waiting for..? log on to www.swathinandi.blogspot.com and answer...

and become the winner!!!

GOD's existence and other stuff ...

2005-10-05T10:05:00.000+05:30

YES ..!!" LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND THE UNDECIDED!!" (courtesy:karen, Will &Grace)

I am done .... done with another round of the exams ..and as always ..have come out thinking...How the hell did i get away with that again..??

You ask what?? let me explain..
For 5 months there hasnt been one lecture in which i listened to what was being taught.. not one!!
then there were periods of bunking the college for almost two weeks...
no notes till the last week
no idea of what was taught.. no idea what was comming for the exam..
still sailing through... slightly rocky time ..has to be when u try to do the 5 month portion in 5 hrs each night..
but i made it.. and im here on the other side ..
of course this would not have been possible with out the xerox guy and "A&S" unrelenting and unwavering suport in the last minute process , and majorly to the BSNL..
those 1:30 phone calls..
For A:who has been my partner in distress and selective study...
For S:who has always taken the pain to note down the portion, getting stuff xeroxed,and for having a cell fone..
I'm greatly indebted..to god!!thank u god fer giving me my memory power and absorbing capacity and the talent to write stories in papers and get away looking intelligent..
and to all the Atheists...
God exists and exists big time...!!
I havent done anything good in life .. atleast nothing to get the dot questions I study ..everytime.. in every question paper in the last 3 years..

Now comming to things I have noticed. happen to me only during the exams
- feeling excessively sleepy.
- drinking so much more water just to get away from those books.
- spending unusually long time in the bathroom even when therez no need.
- getting attracted to third grade technicolour telugu movies with Rajshekhar, Mohan Babu & Chandramohan in them.
- sudden interest in listening to Jlo's songs and cartoon network's theme songs.( "Fighting crimeee, trying to save the world ...here they come just in timeee... thaa paaawaar pufff girls" power puff!!)
- even developed the capacity to watch blasphemious K serials for 10 minutes at a stretch.
- making a new blog when there is no real need for it.
- the camera of my dad's cell suddenly found itself clicking at the floor tiles when I needed the break from my 10 minute studying .

and now I see with no exams ... none of the above exist..
and once again the K series are worth puking at..

I guess .. now.. I will be able to comeup with some worthwhile posts.

Oh yes!! btw I got my project at CDFD..
lets hope I dun look like a duffer in the middle of those scientists....

Started holidaying,
The Prognosticator

Simple truth...

2005-10-01T22:20:00.000+05:30

"In the first place ,I was removed from all the wickedness of the world here. I had neither the lust of the flesh,the lust of the eye,or the pride of life. I had only nothing to covet; for I had all that I was now capable of enjoying.
I was lord of the whole manor; or if I pleased, I might call myself king, or the emperor over the whole countrywhich I had the posession of. There were no rivals. I had no competetor, none to dispute soverignity or command with me.
I had grapes enough to make wine, timber to have built a fleet of ships. But all that i could make use of was all that was valuable. I had enough to eat , and to supply my wants, and what was all the rest to me?....
In a word, the nature and experience of things dictated to me upon just reflection that all good things of this world are no farther good to us than they are for our use.
Here, the most covetous gripping miser of the world would have been cured....I posessed more than infinitely more than I know what to do with, I had no room for desire.....a parcel of money, as well gold as silver, ..
Alas! there the nasty , sorry,useless stuff lay and I had no manner of business for it....."

---" Robinson Crusoe"---Daniel Defoe.

Just thought i would type this out..... very thought provoking ..... made me think..
( and the most serious post of all time??.. naah wont continue.. cant think too serious fer long..!!)

Love,
Prognosticator

CRAP stuff i found somewhere

2005-09-28T16:26:00.000+05:30

			me doing.... ALL THIS CRAP TO AVOID STUDYING .. BUT.. GOING BACK TO IT WHAT IS BELOW MAKES NO SENSE ,,, BUT IF U WANNA WASTE UR TIME ... GO AHEAD ....be my guest!! In a Past Life...
			You Were: An Evil Executor of Sacrifices. Where You Lived: Egypt. How You Died: Killed in Battle.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish

You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Green Bulk

Your Superpower is Paranormal

Your Weakness is Love

Your Weapon is Your Golden Arrows

Your Mode of Transportation is Love Van

What's your Superhero Name?

Your Power Color Is Lime Green

At Your Highest:

You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary.

At Your Lowest:

You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in.

In Love:

You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated.

How You're Attractive:

Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room.

Your Eternal Question:

"What else do I need in my life?"

What's Your Power Color?

Your Blog Should Be Orange

Your writing has a star quality - it's charming, bold, and flamboyant.
You write what's on your mind, without fear of embarrassment later.
You are one of the most honest bloggers around, and people appreciate your daring persona.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

How Machiavellian Are You?

You Are 24 Years Old

You Are 45% Normal

(Somewhat Normal)

While some of your behavior is quite normal...

Other things you do are downright strange

You've got a little of your freak going on

But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

Your Brain's Pattern

You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking.
You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view.
For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different.
Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Your Summer Ride is a Jeep

For you, summer is all about having no responsibilities.
You prefer to hang with old friends - and make some new ones.

What's Your Summer Ride?

You Are Mexican Food

Spicy yet dependable.
You pull punches, but people still love you.

What Kind of Food Are You?

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% General American English

30% Yankee

10% Dixie

10% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

New BLOg!!

2005-09-28T01:10:00.000+05:30

I know I said that I wont post till oc 4th but then mad mind got all F@##$% up so just made another blog:D.... had sometime today.. dint want to think too much coz brainz too tired .. .. so u can check i out if u nt 2 that is ... just love the background...

p.s the link is in my links ..... or here it is any way---> ORGANICK

Love ,
Prognosticator

My prescription

2005-09-22T21:57:00.000+05:30

Dr.Kalmuhe Dabbeywala,
Dabbeywala polyclinic,
ring road centre,
Hyderabad-4
phno-040-55667733,23443534

ALL cures for all diseases!!gaurantee!!
No satisfy ..? Then money back gaurantee also
special qualifed in all GIRLS andWOMENS problems, all Gents problems also will no problem.
(Appointment not required- doctor is friendly become nice fastly.)

Patient name-Swati
Age-20
Sex-not saying truth (mebby??)..
weigth: not wanting to see

Symtoms: Little uneasy, more sleeping, all words little mixed saying like dont know ,too much english talking,now talking about physical also.

Diagonsis: test in all subjects,so not knowing anything and failing type.

Medication-

pink goli--------- O------O------O
green goli-------- O-------O
( before going to sleep)

Recommened :not going for exam best!(or will nervus brekdown)
plz sanction leave for 10 days.

(for cashier:take 35 rupees for medical certificate)

come again when ceritficated wants.

Dr.Kalmuhey Dabbeywala
M.b.b.s(pass)

(p.s .this is write by I under influence of impending examinations . all pjs plz be forgived and also quality of post. will not post more till oct 4th.. all enjoy break from I till then..!! will be back!!)

Excercise-that unnecessary evil

2005-09-17T18:42:00.000+05:30

Started with walks .....(no i did not volunteer... dun look at me like that!!)
Day1. mom wakes me up at 5:00am!!(blasphemious but yes!!)
Day2. mom wakes me up at 5:00am!!(this time i win!!!)
Day3. mom wakes me up at 5:08am!!( i do wake up..have to use the new tracks yaar!!)
Day4. mom will wake me up at 5:00am!!(Plz contribute some excuses..will run out of them soon!)

Ohh and yes "YAAAppy buddayee!! Shivanksha!!!" (<---- gift dun ask fer anythin more!!)

Fartology...the science of foul gas!

2005-09-16T20:11:00.000+05:30

A post dedicated to all who would want to get educated in this discipline of biological sciences.

The following is is a question and answer session - The distinguished professor and his international seminar on farts.(inputs from the recorders like me who has been immensely glad to have visited this Rare seminar . U see... the Doctor is always too busy with research projects. )

Dr.Farty Fartinson, Phd.
Dean, department of Fartological sciences,
University of Farton, USA

Q.Where does fart gas come from?

A.The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts. (DUH!!!! that was a very scientific answer.. very informative bythe way most of us dint know!!)

Q.What makes farts stink?

A.The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. (Hogging too much in parties ...and saving expense at home make farts stink !!)

Q.Why do farts make noise?

A.The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. You can see proof of this in the close-up video footage of Carl Plant's fart on Mate-ina-state art. (seriouslyyy???? some one made a close up footage?? The guy did it?? in front of cam?? awesome!! such dedication towards one's work and the thrist to solve world's greatest mysteries such and admirable character this proffesor is !!)

Q.How much gas does a normal person pass per day?

A.On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.

( Which dumbass asked this question?? and the prof had to really answer this??
BTW.. we fart 14 times?? a day??? that gas can be used as natural renewable source of energy we need to tap this potential!!!)

Q.Why do farts come out of your butt?

A.The butt is the location of the anus in humans, and by definition, a fart is an anal escape of intestinal gas. We should be grateful that we are not crinoids. The crinoid is a marine creature with a U-shaped gut, and its anus is located next to its mouth.
(Dint' the guy ever fart?? and thank you prof for that valuable fact..!! i will remember everytime i eat!!)

Q.How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else's nose?

A.Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity, temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart particles, and the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver. (ohh okay!! i thot it really depended on the pressure temprature curves which accord to the isochoric processes..the vapor pressure of the gas expulsed is directly proportional to the reaction of the reciever. huh..? what did i just say??)

Q.Is it true that some people never fart?

A.No, not if they're alive. People even fart shortly after death.
(May their souls fart in peace !!)

Q.Do even movie stars fart?

A.Yes, of course. So do grandmothers, priests, kings, presidents, opera singers, beauty queens, and nuns.( Thank you again for that assurance proffesor!!(I thot I was the only one farting in the world!!......cant' stop laffing though!!!!)

Q.Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts?

A.Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same.
(sheeeeeeessshh!!! gender bias even in farting??!!!)

Q.How can one cover up a fart? (most intelligent question award!!)

A.These are the various ways -

There is a company called

Fartypants that sells underwear designed to absorb the odor of farts.

If you should be caught without your Fartypants, another ploy is to blame the dog or cat, if one should be present.

complain about how the wind must be blowing from the direction of the paper mill.

As for the sound... if you are in a large group of people, act oblivious and innocent, or glance quickly at the person next to you.

Other strategies include coughing or suddenly moving your chair so that people think that they misheard the fart.

If you are with one other person, you can act as if nothing happened, and the other person may believe he was mistaken in thinking he/she heard a fart.

(AAhh!! such advice!!! no wonder the prof is so learned!! what would we have done without him???)

Q.Is it really possible to ignite farts?

A.The answer to that is yes! However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatus. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. A survey done by Fartcloud indicates that about a quarter of the people who ignited their farts got burned doing it. Ignition of flatus is a hazardous practice. However, if you want to try it, and you don't have a friend to light your fart for you, you might find it easier to accomplish the job using the Fartlighter.

(please follow all the precautions and instructions carefully, the company is not subject to blame to hwatever mishaps that might occur.!!!!!)

Q.Is it true that cow farts contribute to global warming?(most innovative qoestion award!!)

On Moms, Marriages and those confounded relatives!

2005-09-08T20:46:00.000+05:30

Lemme talk about marriages first-
"Marriage is an institution from which most men try to run before association and most women after." (And I being so intellizant, I not wanting to venture anyway!!)
Thus having said that i would like to proceed to marriage scenes -those shaadi's and parties I personally hate to go to and even if i do, i somehow manage beautifully to go to only those where there are no pottas (luck factor!!)
Worse still if they are of relatives and all that !! #$@%^*#$ is all I can say every time.
Every time same dialogues !! Rat key ..they come or what i think !!
One girl they spot .. boley to... finish!! you could say potential matrimony columns in full swings .. jodis are made so fast at ferrari speed..!!!!!
One typical group of old ladies.. all with white hair and pattu silks a stamp pattern..
"ayyo subbalakshmi amma!! enti manavadu naa?? andagadey ney!!!"(ohh grand son huh..?? good looking only!!!)
"aa pilla evaru ??(whoz that girl over there..?) one of them exclaims!!

Now the whole oldey party is interested. That was me..(unfortunately!) .They keep staring, staring at me and I try my level best not to look that way! Finally curiosity tumbles out of the bag and they call me..!! come here!!
I stifle my overexerted nerves that are weak with pretending and go.. and give this characteristic smile...
One particularly old corpulent lady asks me,"evaramma nuvvu??"(who r u?)
me: blah's daughter!!
short sighted old lady:" ohh!! blah's daughter aa?? (blah=dad)
another oldy:"ohho!! blaahh's daughter aaa??!!!(blaahh= mom)
me to myself:(sarcastically- no only blah's daughter!! blaahh!!wasn't involved!!)

Me to them :”yes yes her only!!”

Another one: I saw u when u were 4.!! How big u have become!! You look just like your dad !! so similar!!

Me –(puzzled over ‘big’ factor- fat aa ?? old aa?? And I f I look like dad y did she ask me all that mahabharat anyway..??) Anyway I say nothing.. do that smile again.. this time my cheek muscles aching with agony!!

Corpulent old lady:” how old are u??”

Me: 20

Old lady: ohho!! Wat du do..??

Me: ( to myself-like u wud know anyway!!) im doing bsc.. in blah!!

Her: adenti..??

Another smart lady: like b.com !!

Her: ohho!!

That juncture I smartly exit somehow. Sure that they wud have started the matrimony column for me and some uncanny 6^th sense told me it was with the poor bloke.. of the fat woman..

On moms-

Excluding my mom and thanking to god shez not the type I am going to talk about.

You would expect the moms of “eligible girls” being all protective about their daughters, but believe me I’ve even seen moms of guys who are sooo irritating, nosy parker type. Always wanting to know what any girls around the guy is upto as they have this very wrong notion about their ‘suitable boy’.

And we know these typical melodramatic moms of the movies who have this typical black suitcase .. with weirdo bangles and that typical ‘lal’shaadi ka joda. I had always wondered how they know the size since years?? Wat if the gal is fat or short or too long to fit into that ??

More moms are of the type who keep a lookout for their daughter’s perfect match everywhere they go and praising their ladki in front of the potential candidates..

‘She makes such nice food!!’, ‘does all the house work’, ‘my daughter can sing so well!’

‘such nice manners’ etc…

Then come in the relatives.

One fine day the mausi of the girl’s mom’s mamaji calls up home .-‘ I have this match for your daughter. From well cultured family. I met him so many times will be perfect match for her’.

The mom gets all interested ..’accha? who are they?’

Mausi launches into detailed family chart of her’s to explain this relative..’the boy is my warangal cousin’s daughter’s sister in laws husband’s sister’s son. He is in America in some s/w company earns some 80k. you should meet them sometime. They are in India now looking for bride.

Then you never know what happened and when and next week their daughter is all married and set for the US and the mausi in bright spotlight taking credit for this matchmaking and reveling in all praises .

Why I wrote all this is not yet clear to me but I guess with the frustration of reaching 20 and also with the inspiration of a friend whom I was conversing with a few days ago.
and most importantly hoping somehow i could avoid those embarassing situations in life and how to run from those relatives...when that inevitable time comes... but for now as my friend
'Australo' spaked .. FUCITOL!!!

Still wondering ,
Prognosticator

2005-09-04T15:05:00.000+05:30

THOSE SCHOOL DAYS!!
(click on the image to enlarge)
That maths is as gud as mine

Pretty old forward....but I've always found it funny!!

2005-09-01T01:15:00.000+05:30

A Letter To Mom

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom."

With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his
motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in
my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

2005-08-30T01:32:00.000+05:30

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

2005-08-30T01:14:00.000+05:30

Mark Twain ad :-"Clothes maketh the man."
His tailor's ad :-"The man making his clothes."

worst Pj i 've ever made up!!

Garfield

2005-08-28T23:51:00.000+05:30

Dun say that...!!! I'm not turning my blog into a comic page.
Till i get time to write.....This is what will come up!!

MEN- my classification

2005-08-21T13:47:00.000+05:30

As i sat watching the saturday televison which, of course doesn't show anything worthwhile, i watched this loser type heroine "dancing around the trees" with one hyperloser type boyfriend of hers. I had this sudden realization that i was a bigger loser than her..reasons- atleast she had a man of her own who might in the at the end of the movie resort to beating up her fathers' goons valiantly in order to claim her and reconcile his differences with the father's famliy coz they might be the long lost friends of his own father who might have had sentimental differences in the near past bcoz his father's sister had married the brother of the girlfriend's father and they might have run away and the other family members must have never forgiven them for this act of treachery coz the grandmother might have died due to shock attributed to the eloping of those two. Yeh i guess it got a lil' complicated (Telugu movies run that way!!). Anyway ,comming to the point, im a loser coz i have no man in life and a loser more, coz i have standards wherein the guys who fall in my category dun even wanna look at me Ironically .Yes....but i cant compromise!!

Now, let me classify men based on my (.ahem!!)... experience in attaracting the other species-

Men, who are worth looking at and sighing - those on televison u can see them how ever many times ,they will show u want u want to see and even what u donnt wanna. but can never even dream of having them.
Men, who are extremely good looking,sexy,smart,magnetic and more importantly those we can never have coz they are either already taken, or they dun even look at us ugly, invisible people.
Men, who are of the above type but major fault - they are gay!
Men, who u try and line- marofy but they never fall for you.
Men, who like you but never thought of u "that way"!!(bahh!!)
Men, who line marofy you , but you never thought of them "that way" !!(what odds on those?!)
Men, those really dumb,loser ,desperate types who are almost in the same situation as you.
Men you are going around with but u realize this act isn't going to last too long.

At this rate, losers like me and if u are, are never going to find anyone
But what the heck!!! I'm glad to have my sofa and and that fattening packet of lays, without being able to worry if my guy would like me even if i have a pimple on my nose or extra layers of fat around my tummy.
Enjoy while it lasts -coz someone might snatch it all from you!(not betting on it thoh !atleast not in my case!!:))

love,
The Stereotype loser

Wat is happening yaar??

2005-08-19T23:44:00.000+05:30

As you can see i put up my radio and site-o-meter. it is up to you to aagey chalaofying itz numbers.
Today had fun. friends came over, did puja , had good food.!
Menu-

PAYASAM
PULIHORA
VADA
SAMBAR
PAPPU
KOTHIMEERA PACCHADI
POORNAM BURALU
VANKAYA KOORA

pet puja !! coudnt eat anymore stuff or thought so. ..then came rasmalai from Balaji sweets guys(surat brought it over). now, tell me who can resist that??

think i put on 20 kgs today. cant eat for 20 days i think.
feeling sleepy !! Areyyyyy!!! itz raining!
come to think of it this confounded rain never comes when it is wanted . 2 din ago had my test , wanted it to rain so bad that ppl cudnt go to college.!! prayed hard !! but noooo!! it had to rain all nite and stop right at 7 in the morning . aakash khaali, brain khaali... colligative properties in physical yaar..!! bas had 2 to and learn it up in the zoology lab . and in the end what happens??!!! she says not colligative properties.. i'll take the test for glucose and itz mutarotation ,d&l forms... now tell me is god fair to me?? somehow wrote it!! thank my carbohydrates.. that atp generated and made my brain wrk !!

sometimes i think i shuld take sanyas!!
anyway me going ...
tata!!

AAJ KI SEEKH-(modified version)

2005-08-18T23:43:00.000+05:30

BEEDI, CIGARETTE, PAAN, ALCOHOL ,GRASS...ETC ARE INJURIOUS TO HEALTH. HIGHER % OF MEPHEHNSIN IN BLOOD CAN LEAD 2 COMA AND FINALLY DEATH..!

HI PPL..!

2005-08-17T21:38:00.000+05:30

me was soo busy busy wid the wrk at college.. and the project guy. at genetch ..that dint have time 2 write.. i guess 2 morro or somethin ill write the next episode..im shit tired 2 day.. by the way i got my karyotypig chaged 2 pcs.. so thatz gud!! somethini wanted.. starting from 26th... have 2 write up the report from now. and prepare the intro and stuff. wrking on thalaasemia .. and itz dna abberation itz gud.. any way have 2 read up ab it... thatx fer the link australopethicus:D but i cudnt get the place to insert in the html...?? where exactly do we put it in??
cya
swati

AAJ KI SEEKH-

2005-08-14T23:08:00.000+05:30

|||CIGARETTE SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH|||

storyline attempt

2005-08-13T18:30:00.000+05:30

As i took my seat in that over crowded classroom, i noticed masses of black, all around swooping around.They weren't really any different than the highly reduced versions of the Nazguls of the Lotr. This highly contrasted with the the jingle of bangles and anklets around , presumably hidden under those intimidating cloaks. Once those creatures in black took off there cloaks,their dark masks and their head pieces ,u could watch them transforming into girls of different kinds- tall ,short,dark,fair,fat,thin.. all the types that could exist.
Once u get over the shock of all the girls in those cloaks , u start to try and comprehend them, differenciate one from the another.One thing highly catchy was their adornment of accessories of all sorts-shiny,jingly and everything else.The common factor among most of them was their make up - bright lipsticks in red, pink,bronze and some unimaginable colours that i can't name.
Situations that i could never imagine could arise for me, were now taking shape.
My worst nightmare had begun.I was in an all girls college!! Compelled by fate that abandoned me in midway i had to get into this college- an institution where all the human beings were of the same sex. Once inside this bizzare unisex world, it gets hard for anyone to imagine that the other sex could even exist.
As i started adjusting to this display of array of colours ,sounds and particularily, the smells- perfumes of different kinds (Oh! by the way.. im allergic to those perfumes) i started missing the guys, their stoic presence,and their lazy, casual attitude and all that i have been in the middle of, all my life.
Then i suddenly saw a ray of light who came in through the door, no not a guy!!! u cant even expect them here! It was a girl ,a proper one like the ones i know, with no make up,dressed in a wornout blue jeans,and a bare t-shirt.She had her hair short,specky -like me, and was looking the decentest i could find anywhere around uptil now. I saw her looking around , for an appropriate seat, then she saw me and came over took a seat beside me. looked nice and approchable in comparison to the others. She said,"hi!".........TO BE CONTINUED LATER

Thought for the day:-

2005-08-13T17:40:00.000+05:30

REALITY IS AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY ALCOHOL DEFICIENCY!!

2005-08-13T00:00:00.000+05:30

ADAMS!!

2005-08-11T22:47:00.000+05:30

NAZGUL

today's events

2005-08-11T21:52:00.000+05:30

okay .. ill tell u! the day it starts off with no indication of what wud happen 2 me in the end!! i go 2 college alll tired yeh i know tired in the morning!! any way so... i go.. stuff happens .. classes go on.. i dun listen as usual...then... i get to know....!! therz a project offer fer the genetics students from genetech( itz gene technology pvt company) offering certificate programs and project . just what i was looking for . okay so itz not in micro .. big deal i got a project thatz what i wanted.. yeh i know nuthin in genetics..so what?? i'll read up.. big deal...!!so.. they tell me we can do karyotyping..., genedisorder identification, pcr etc.................... was lucky to get it... no other micro person knows abt it.. so im the only microbiology student..Lone sailor !!
any way so thatz what happens...
now i need 2 go meet unicef ppl sometime this week coz of my aids campaign thing... i dunno how this project came up so sudenly.. now i dun have time 2 meet them.. i dunno what to do...
THATZ IT FER NOW!!
CHEERZ
SWATI